Techie Chainsaw Massacre

from Social Hackers EP by Law Abiding Citizens

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Bob joined the rat race every day
He did not complain
Head engineer at a techie firm
He buried the stress and strain
The new intern was a genius whiz
Like the firm's never seen before
Twice the work at half the pay
They showed Bob the door

Techie Chainsaw Massacre (4X)

The staff all laughed as he cleaned out his desk
The secretary gave him a yawn
The gardener's truck was parked outside
While the laborers mowed the lawn
The rage in Bob was about to burst
How dare they cast him aside?
He grabbed the chainsaw off the truck
Smiled and walked inside

Techie Chainsaw Massacre (4X)

The blue screen of death was splattered red
When the secretary's head hit the screen
Cut above the shoulders in one fell swoop
She didn't have time to scream
The halls were filled with bloody limbs
From anyone Bob came across
Made his way to the penthouse floor
And kicked down the door of his boss
With the bosses dick in the intern's mouth
It's 2 for the price of 1
Sawed them both into tiny little bits
A hacker's what Bob's become

TECHIE CHAINSAW MASSACRE

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from Social Hackers EP, released December 13, 2017

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